I have been Had!

Ok So this weekend hubby and I and the three kids went to a church about three hours away. Hubby is a possible candidate there and we had a church desert and then hubby was also going to be speaking Sunday during all three services. Well we got there around 1:30 had lunch and then hubby and I got up at 4 to take our showers and get the kids ready. There was an older husband and wife who were coming to have dinner with us at 5 and then the church fellowship was at 6:30. Well about 4:45 the doorbell rings…LUCKILY I was dressed. Hubby made the comment WOW SO AND SO ARE EARLY…I went to the door who should be standing there BUT A LOCAL POLICE OFFICER!.. UH OH what on earth was going on??? I said hello and he proceeded to interrogate me about why we were in this house that had not been inhabited for a couple of years…GULP! I tried to explain but he was insisting that what I was saying was not true finally in desperation I called for Hubby.. I said “Honey” And he yelled back What do you what” in a rather frustrated tone because he was wrestling a naked 3 year old. And i quickly yelled back there is a police officer at the door. Hubby came out trying to keep Tornado at bay! We started throwing out name from the church and finally we got to a name that shall remain unstated and the officer repeated the name and said BOY that name sounds really familiar…I think I just arrested him a few days ago. Forgetting he was a police officer I said I don’t think you would have arrested this guy…the questioning went on for another two minutes and finally he smiled and said my name is ……and he shook our hands and that was that. I fell to the steps with a smile! I began to think man that last name sounds familiar and I remember one of the deacon’s wives telling me her son was an officer in the town!!!. I connected the dots after he left. That guy who had just been arrested was the officer’s brother-in-law!!!..We were the recipients of a practical joke. One that was talked about for the rest of the weekend…Even one of hubbies questions that night was ..Do you have a criminal record..To which hubby responded with..Not until tonight! Later after all was said and done the officer stopped by the church and Tornado went up and asked him for his gun…the officer said no to which Tornado responded with asking for his keys…to which he said YES…SO tornado ran around for a while with all the keys to all the businesses in town…when he was bored with them he went back and gave the officer his keys back and said NOW GIVE ME YOU GUN. to which the officer said no..he is a persistent little booger..AND BRAVE TOO!

Update and a Burning Question

Hey guys..Thanks so much for praying!!! I feel so much better!!! Hubby Got sick too but his passed faster..So I think we are still on the mend… A a quick question those of you who have toddlers or had as the case may be did your kids ever during a meal prayer in which they were praying start to talk about bodily functions…TO GOD!!! I had to stop tornado this morning during his breakfast prayer with an abrupt

God created you He knows how it works

…LOL It was getting REALLY GROSS!!!

71 THINGS ABOOUT MY HUSBAND!

  1. My husband has red hair
  2. He Plays the violin
  3. He has been playing violin since he was four
  4. Hubby loves to be in school
  5. He has three degrees but has worked on 5 total
  6. He will someday finish his PhD is Linguistics
  7. He took Creek and Hebrew together in college and did very well!
  8. Our senior year of college in the first semester he took 30 credits. 24 at our college and 6 through correspondence through Moody!
  9. He got a 4.0 that semester! And the one after that!
  10. Hubby also plays the trumpet
  11. He is an excellent artist.
  12. He makes beautiful furniture
  13. He has a degree in Wood Products engineering
  14. He has been called a true craftsman
  15. we planned our honeymoon as a surprise for me!
  16. He has helped build a church
  17. he almost fell head first off the roof of that church. Like head dangling off the edge when he finally stopped sliding
  18. He loves the West…as in west of the Mississippi
  19. He can drive standard…
  20. and learned AFTER we bought a brand new standard car!
  21. He is a born tigger
  22. He isa an early bird
  23. I have learned more from his teaching and preaching that I have learned fom any other college prof or pastor!
  24. He has taken Aramaic
  25. he finished a four year bible degree in 2and a half years!
  26. He played Soccer in High school
  27. He has one brother
  28. He has always wanted a sister!
  29. I am convinced he can fix anything..and he has some proof!
  30. He is a great writer
  31. he is a great dad.
  32. He makes great forts out of all and I do mean all the mattresses in our house!
  33. he has arthritis
  34. he loves lemon meringue Pie
  35. He thinks I am a great cook
  36. He has remodeled almost out whole house and has not hired a single person. His dad did help paint though
  37. He installs showers and kitchen counter tops into multi million dollar homes!
  38. He has been through most of the lower 48 states
  39. He is a pastor
  40. he has been ordained
  41. he lost about 40 lbs the year after we were married (work related…he now looks normal again!
  42. He sang in choir in college
  43. He played inermurral Volleyball and Soccer in College
  44. We have ministered on a drama team together
  45. That drama team performed in NYC together
  46. He was on a World Champion Odyssey of the Mind Team
  47. He has driven from Southern Florida to Detroit MI without stopping…Yes that means NO SLEEP!
  48. He was an RA in college
  49. He worked as night security guard at our college
  50. He has worked at UPS
  51. he loves old TV shows…I think that my fault
  52. Hubby has his own library which takes up a whole room in our basement and you can hardly walk in it!
  53. He numbers his books just like the Dewey decimal system
  54. He has taken huge pews and cut them down so they can fit in a normal sized church…And you could never tell that he had them all apart!
  55. I was his first and last girlfriend!
  56. He is a gentleman
  57. He loves his kids
  58. he is funny!
  59. he loves classical music
  60. He like Steven Curtis Chapman music
  61. Plays Apples to Apples Very well
  62. Almost got hit by lightning as a kid
  63. Lived at a bible conference one summer
  64. is very intelligent
  65. was taking college classes while in high school
  66. Has played with community orchestras and college orchestras since he was in high school
  67. Enjoys camping
  68. loves the Old testament
  69. Deuteronomy is his favorite book of the Bible
  70. favorite color is blue
  71. once tried to load my foot into a UPS truck when he was sleeping!

Brothers!

Tonight was hair cutting night. Both of our little guys DESPRETLY needed haircuts! So when they had been cut and bathed this is what we had..A dark hair brother and a blond haired brother that look oh so similar and just as cute as cute can be!
Just a side note from tonight all of my posts from tonight through the weekend will be auto posts as we will be away though the weekend as Hubby is candidating at a church on Long Island!

Pray for us so we will know the Lord’s will in said matter and we will pray for all of you to have a great weekend and…
GOD BLESS!

A New Method for Relieving Hiccups

Tonight at dinner we were all sitting around the dinner table. Tornado Myself and lady bug had all finished and we were waiting patiently on daddy and Vug when tornado goes. Oh No We gotta get the hiccups out. I asked him if he wanted a drink to which he replied…”Please take off my head and get the hiccups out?” To which I replied..Oh if it were only that easy!